Thursday, June 7, 2012

6 Pack Cinema vol IV..The Final Chapter


Almost @ the end of this 6 pack. One last nomination for Best Picture of the Week of O before getting to the big Blue Ribbon.

From 1997 Trey Parker's Orgazmo


Mormon Joe Young needs money so he & his fiance can get married in the temple & takes a leading role in the super hero porno movie Orgazmo. Even though they use a stunt cock for all the penetration he's @ a moral cross roads to his Mormon beliefs. Joe just wants his money & return to Utah. His co-star constructs an actual Orgazmorator & Joe become a real life super hero out to thwart the evil porn director Maxx Orbison who is muscling in on a local sushi bar, won't let Joe out of his contract & has kidnapped his wife to be. NC-17 comedy down & dirty that's so funny it will make you jizz in your pants w/out prosthetic aid.

Before getting to the Blue Ribbon as always some self pandering. After being suspended for a week (I guess I was in need of a time out) Blaxushine is back on Twitter & can be followed @Blaxunshine (easy enough) letting you know what is being watched during the week, some hell that Im enduring 9-5 as a working class dog & just some other bullshit that makes it way out into cyberspace when there is no speed bump between my brain & my fingers.

A few other people's stuff that I suggest you check out that Im following.. as always Lost_on42ndSt w/ badass Grindhouse & 60/70s throw back internet radio, Drive-InMob w/ the weekly online tweet along & DirtyGirl for your kickass horror needs.

13 movies were watched for this week's go around for the letter O. Those that didn't make the final cut were One Dark Night, Outland, Omega Man, Of Unknown Origin, Operation Crossbow, Octagon & One Crazy Summer. Really hard narrowing it down to the top 6 nominations because I didn't really watch a bad movie..well One Dark Night wasn't too smokin hot but it does have the occasional charms & it does have Adam West in it even though he brings nothing to it. I hope he enjoyed his ham sandwich.

Alright time for the big award..Best Picture for the Week of O – The Pabst Blue Ribbon


Once again the nominees were Out of the Blue, The Orphan, Outlaw Jose Wales, The Omen, One Trick Pony & Orgazmo.

And the winner is...


The Outlaw Jose Wales


I don't think you can go wrong w/ Clint Eastwood Westerns..well maybe Paint Your Waggon (that I have never been able to make it through) & Two Mules For Sister Sarah (which I shouldn't be too rough on it since I haven't seen it since I was like 13 when they used to play it all the time on WKBD TV50 out of Detroit). I would rank Outlaw Jose Wales 2nd (perhaps 3rd) of Clint Eastwood's American Westerns. He does a fantastic job directing & adds another great character to an impressive resume...plus it has John Vernon in it which is always aces in my book. Although some of the movies that I watched may have come a little close to taking this award this week (especially Out of the Blue, The Omen & Orphan) Outlaw Jose Wales has something special that most of them are missing..high rewatchability.

Well that will do it for another week of 6 Pack Cinema. I will be back next week w/ another instalment. Maybe not @ weeks end but it does come. Thanks to my followers or anybody who just happened to stop by (you should follow too..Im not an attention whore but I'd like to know my audience so I can give shout outs)

Until next time..enjoying cinema w/ a buzz



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