Alright I'll start handing out the
golden amber in a moment but before hand the first nomination for the
Blue Ribbon of Best Picture for the Week of O.
From 1980 Dennis Hopper's Out of the
Blue
Cebe's mother is a junky & her
father is doing time. Disenchanted by her rock & punk idols
dying she is living a nihilistic existence on the cusp. Thinking
things will be better when he father is released from jail rose
tinted glasses are soon shattered as he continues to his alcoholic
ways. Cebe soon learns it's better to burn out then fade away.
Time for the first award of the week
that of The Life of Influence Under the Influence – The 40
This week's recipient I probably got to
know his name a little to early in life but like most healthy
pubescent males growing up it didn't take me too long to find my
dad's porn stash that I'd be introduced to the Hedge Hog Ron Jeremy.
I first saw Ron Jeremy in a film called
Erotic Interludes. His secretary was riding him on the couch while
he slurped droplets of milk from her ample bosom. Before he could
finish the task @ hand Juliet Anderson came into the reception area
to apply for the new secretary position. Ron's assistant hears
Anderson in the waiting room, informs him that the girl is here for
the new position (Ron misunderstands her when she says 'new position'
& says 'let's do doggie'), gets dressed leaving Ron to deal w/
his erection. Then I learned that he had a undeniable talent &
gave himself fellatio...Shocked I never forgot the name of Ron
Jeremy.
I would see Ron in a number of adult
films over the years & he always brought something amusing to an
industry that is more meat & potatoes then character. After a
while he would pop up in non-pornographic movies, a stint on the
Surreal Life & I must say that I became a fan of his natural
charm. Watched his bio movie & realized he is one hardest
working mother-fuckers in the business...& that is the business
of show. His lengthy adult career may have made him a legend in
certain facets but his work ethic & determination should classify
him as a star.
I hope someday he as a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame because although his work is fringe in the
annals of pop culture it can't be denied.
Even though I love Ron that thought of
having my own cock in my mouth has me needing for another beer to
cleanse the pallet.
Be back after this..
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