Still one more golden amber to hand out
before getting to the Blue Ribbon but before that is serves up
another nomination for Best Picture of the Week of O.
From 1980 Robert M Young's One Trick
Pony
Jonah had a hit during the Vietnam War
but hasn't been able to follow up his success. For over 10 years he
travels w/ his band but commercial success eludes him. He wants to
remain true to his music & doesn't want to over produce to just
to satiate the radio audience. As he carries on his marriage is
falling apart. Now in his late 30s he is not even close to being
where he imagined himself in every facet of life. Is it possible to
succeed in your endeavours w/out sacrificing everything that you hold
dear?
Serving up # 5 of this 6 pack the award
for The Good, the Bad & the Ugly. That moment that stuck w/ me
because it was so good, so bad that it was fucking awesome or just
damn ugly – The Colt 45.
And the nominees are..
From One Crazy Summer – Godzilla On A
Rampage
While stuck in a Godzilla costume
Bobcat Goldthwait has a cigar is tossed into his mouth by William
Hickey. W/ smoke a brewing he crashes Mark Metcalf's business party
& glory stops the holy piss out of a miniature set like it was
Tokyo. By far still my favourite scene is Once Crazy Summer after
not seeing it for close to 20 years.
From The Octagon – Chuck Norris Has
Deep Thoughts In His Head
The Octagon isn't plot heavy for
dialogue from Chuck Norris so to keep the audience abreast of what is
going on Chuck has a voice over so you know what's going on his mind.
This just isn't any voice over as it's whispered w/ re verb. Only
someone as badass as Norris would have such stealth voices in his
head.
From Of Unknown Origin – Rat In A
Toilet
When getting up in the middle of the
night to hang a piss the mad rat that is terrorizing his homestead
leaps out of the can hoping for a midnight snack on Weller's
gronk...I now slowly lift the lid before I take a leak during the
night.
From The Orphan – Esther Wants To
Play Russian Roulette
Isabelle Fuhrman finds a revolver in
Peter Sarsgaard's safe. She takes all the bullet's out but leaves
one in the chamber. Pointing the gun @ Aryana Engineer she signs to
her if she wants to play a game...the one moment that truly unnerved
me in this entire movie.
From One Dark Night - Rhamarevich Has
Telekinesis Beyond The Grave
Even death can't keep creep Rhamarevich
from scaring the girls w/ his telekinetic powers & feeding off
their fear. Death sparks shoot from his eyes & he moved the dead
around the mausoleum. I like seeing teenage girls in the grip of
terror but not as much as I like seeing bully bitches have corpses
stacked up on them.
From Orgazmo – Choda Dog
For how funny Orgazmo is the sight gag
of a dog w/ a dildo on his head fucking kills me. It should be my
new avatar on Twitter..as if I wasn't having problems on there
before
And the winner is..
From Unknown Origin – Rat In a Toilet
Getting my cock ripped off by a rodent
may just be a new fear of mine. I think about this scene every time
I get up in the middle of the night to take a trip to the washroom.
It's even scarier because most of the time I sit down so I don't piss
all over the floor in my groggy state. Having your penis chopped off
would be bad but eaten through the ass would be worse..ladies beware.
Gonna wrap it all up soon but I think I
need some chicken & rice to throw on this booze..& of course
another beer.
Be back after this..
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