Well should have a good 3 beer buzz on
by now & we're rolling right along.
Time for our next nomination for Best
Picture..
Aging stunt man Sonny Hooper is a dying
breed & now a days is basically extinct in the world of CGI. In
the 70s though crazy mother-fuckers like him put in all on the line
risking life & limb for your entertainment & of course to
make the green backs.
From 1978 Hal Needham's Hooper
Time to award The C.L.I.T.
This award is given to the best
performance by a female but hell a pretty face & a sweet pair of
sugarboobies also goes a long way.
The nominees are..
Sally Field as Gwen Doyle in Hooper
I have to admit Sally Field was quite
the cutie back in the 70s. She stole my heart right off the bat as
she come out w/ a couple of Coors for her & her man...plus she
has a sweet little ass on her. She also creates good on screen
chemistry w/ Burt Reynolds & is quite apathetic when her dad
Brian Keith has a stroke.
Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett in Fast
Times at Ridgemont High
Cates is always easy on the eyes &
lights but the screen w/ her natural beauty & million dollar
smile. She creates a defining moment in cinema when she comes out of
the pool & pops the top of that legendary red bikini.
Rose Ross as Mother in Mother's Day
Every boy loves his mother but even
enough to rape & kill for her entertainment? Rose Ross is looney
enough just to accomplish it. Ross shines in a role that helps make
Mother's Day a minor cult hit & making it a seminal holiday
classic.
Valerie Starrett as Laurie in Run Angel
Run!
Valerie is really a two-bit whore who
will do anything for her man. Now on the run w/ him she must leave
that life behind no matter how difficult she finds it. All she
really wants his love & comes to realize that.
Melanie Griffith as E Johnson in Cherry
2000
Griffith should have been a little more
bad-ass & sexy as a futuristic tracker but she does carry a
defining look that is quite often missing from the rest of the film.
Plus I think she's sorta sexy when she cracks out the heavy
artillery.
Joan Collins as Marilyn Fryser in
Empire of the Ants
Collins is caught in a thanklessly
awful movie but plays to her greatest strength..she's a bit of a
bitch. I just like seeing her meet her demise from a giant fucking
ant.
..& the winner is
Phoebe Cates as Linda Barrett in Fast
Times at Ridgemont High
I wish I could give two awards to
Cates..one for each sugarboobie. In one fleeting moment she makes
cinema history forever embedded in my psyche. I just might have to
excuse myself for a bit to have a private moment in the washroom like
Judge Reinhold.
Hold tight still more to come as I take
a bathroom break..no not for what you think.
You only rent this beer you know.
..Be back after this
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