Howdy howdy howdy chillin
Blaxunshine is in a fantastic mood
today because it's the holiday weekend which means more beer drinking
& more movie watching.
I 'd like to thank everyone &
anyone who has decided to stop by for another installment of 6 Pack
Cinema even if you're just hoping to get a glimpse of Traci Lords
doing the dirty bird..sorry to say you're shit out of luck. If only
she did more porn when she was of age maybe I'd include her in this
new format. I had seen some of them before they were outlawed in my
youth but don't own any of them now. Besides only a fool would do
time for some pussy.
For those who have decided to sick
around Im happy to bring you the first themed 6 Pack Cinema Awards
where the sauce of the Gods will be given out to those deserving w/
movies that were watched this week beginning w/ the letter C.
Yes C as in underage CUNT as some of
you were hoping to come across..you fucking pervs.
Actually I should have been a little
fair to my fringe audience & watched John Water's Cry Baby so you
had some Lords to oogle over but it didn't dawn on me until this
fucking moment..wasted opportunity.
Oh well..maybe next time.
Will start to hand out the aluminum &
glass in a moment but going to start things off like I usually like
to..w/ a music number.
In honor of last weeks winner of best
picture, soundtrax & Phoebe Cates wonderful sugar boobies from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
here's The Car w/ Moving in Stereo.
That song always makes me want to spank
my blue monkey.
Going to start serving the 6 pack up in
a moment but first a trip to the fridge for a cold one.
..be back after this
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