Cold brewing getting to the half way
point of this 6 pack.
Here's the next nomination for Best
Picture of the week of C
Conan the Barbarian
After his tribe including his mother &
father are slaughtered by the hands of Thulsa Doom & his henchmen
hot steel will be swung & cold blood spilled & Conan travels
the land seeking revenge in a project that almost seems custom made
just for the pure physical specimen that is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Time to pop the top & give out the
award for best female performance – The C.L.I.T.
The nominees are..
Penelope Ann Miller as Gail in
Carlito's Way
Miller is briefly introduced near the
beginning of Carlito's Way & then disappears for close to an hour
until we find out that she is working as a stripper & get to see
her wonderful sugar boobies. As a pole dancer she sucks though.
Fortunately given more to sink her acting chops into then her
'erotic' stage work as Pacino's love interest she is really sorrow
felt good by the end.
Olivia de Havilland as Arabella Bishop in Captain Blood
de Havilland has natural screen
presence & beauty that shines through whenever she is on screen.
You can cut the sexual tension between her & Errol Flynn from the
moment that she spots him @ a slave auction..even when she's slapping
his face when he takes certain liberties.
Juanita Brown as Maggie in Caged Heat
Surrounded by an almost complete female
cast in Caged Heat Brown is the stand out to land her on this list.
Full of spunk & the true bad ass of the bunch she has one of my
favourite lines of the week : Do you read lips? ..F - - - Y - -
Anne Margret as Bobbie in Carnal
Knowledge
Good Goddamn Margret used to be a
hottie! Love her on screen work especially when she was in her
physical prime & thankfully in Carnal Knowledge we get to see all
her goodies. Sexy, sympathetic & tragic Anne Margret shines.
Tamara Dobson as Cleopatra Jones in
Cleopatra Jones & the Casino of Gold
Although this sequel to the original
Cleopatra Jones is no where near as good Tamara Dobson is a tall dark
cool drink. An ass kicker & 100 proof style Dobson dominated the
screen w/ a legendary blaxploitation character.
Jane March as Rose in Color of Night
March really isn't given much to do in
Color of Night except to be a sex kitten but what a pussy cat she is.
Seeing her again after all these years in all her bareassed glory
she's still able to get a rise out of these old pair of Levis. Bruce
Willis you maybe be one of the luckiest sons on bitches in film aside
of Mickey Rourke.
..& the winner is
Ann Margret in Carnal Knowledge
Even now in her 70s Ann Margret is a
good looking woman (I should be so lucky to have such a fine looking
lady when Im an old man w/ sugar kicking my ass & a cock like a
bag of milk) but some 40 years ago she was smokin. She exudes such
natural sexuality that it almost makes me blush. To quote Kitten w/
a Whip..Creamy
Still more of God's Gold to get to.
..Be back after this
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