Sunday, May 20, 2012

6 Pack Cinema vol II..chapter 4


Cold brewing getting to the half way point of this 6 pack.
Here's the next nomination for Best Picture of the week of C

Conan the Barbarian


After his tribe including his mother & father are slaughtered by the hands of Thulsa Doom & his henchmen hot steel will be swung & cold blood spilled & Conan travels the land seeking revenge in a project that almost seems custom made just for the pure physical specimen that is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Time to pop the top & give out the award for best female performance – The C.L.I.T.



The nominees are..





Penelope Ann Miller as Gail in Carlito's Way



  Miller is briefly introduced near the beginning of Carlito's Way & then disappears for close to an hour until we find out that she is working as a stripper & get to see her wonderful sugar boobies. As a pole dancer she sucks though. Fortunately given more to sink her acting chops into then her 'erotic' stage work as Pacino's love interest she is really sorrow felt good by the end.


Olivia de Havilland as Arabella Bishop in Captain Blood


de Havilland has natural screen presence & beauty that shines through whenever she is on screen. You can cut the sexual tension between her & Errol Flynn from the moment that she spots him @ a slave auction..even when she's slapping his face when he takes certain liberties.

Juanita Brown as Maggie in Caged Heat


Surrounded by an almost complete female cast in Caged Heat Brown is the stand out to land her on this list. Full of spunk & the true bad ass of the bunch she has one of my favourite lines of the week : Do you read lips? ..F - - - Y - -

Anne Margret as Bobbie in Carnal Knowledge


Good Goddamn Margret used to be a hottie! Love her on screen work especially when she was in her physical prime & thankfully in Carnal Knowledge we get to see all her goodies. Sexy, sympathetic & tragic Anne Margret shines.

Tamara Dobson as Cleopatra Jones in Cleopatra Jones & the Casino of Gold



Although this sequel to the original Cleopatra Jones is no where near as good Tamara Dobson is a tall dark cool drink. An ass kicker & 100 proof style Dobson dominated the screen w/ a legendary blaxploitation character.

Jane March as Rose in Color of Night


 
March really isn't given much to do in Color of Night except to be a sex kitten but what a pussy cat she is. Seeing her again after all these years in all her bareassed glory she's still able to get a rise out of these old pair of Levis. Bruce Willis you maybe be one of the luckiest sons on bitches in film aside of Mickey Rourke.

..& the winner is

Ann Margret in Carnal Knowledge


 
Even now in her 70s Ann Margret is a good looking woman (I should be so lucky to have such a fine looking lady when Im an old man w/ sugar kicking my ass & a cock like a bag of milk) but some 40 years ago she was smokin. She exudes such natural sexuality that it almost makes me blush. To quote Kitten w/ a Whip..Creamy

Still more of God's Gold to get to.
..Be back after this





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