One more golden amber to get to before
handing out the award for Best Picture of the Week of L. Yet another
nomination though for the big Blue Ribbon.
From 1979 Stand Dragoti's Love At First
Bite
After being evicted from his castle in
Transylvania Count Vladimir Dracula moves to New York in the time of
disco in search of a bride. He thinks he's found his partner to be
in model Cindy Sondheim but her boyfriend/shirk Dr Rosenberg has
other plans. A descendant of the Van Helsing Rosenberg knows the
truth about the Count & does all he can to stop the vampire from
taking Cindy away & making her a visitant of his blood thirsty
lust.
On to the next award for that moment
that was so good, so bad it was awesome or just fucking ugly that it
stuck w/ me more than anything else – The Colt 45
The nominees are..
Little Murders – Existential Wedding
Elliott Gould finally surcomes to
marriage but doesn't want God mentioned in the ceremony. He finds a
Reverend to perform the service in the existentialist Donald
Sutherland. His vows are a thing of beauty that I think every
marriage ceremony should be performed this way.
The Last Detail –The Boys Get Randy Quaid Drunk
On the way to taking Randy Quaid to the
clink Jack Nicholson decide that Quaid should have some beer before
he is put away. W/ what starts w/ a enough drinks to get the young
man buzzed soon moves to a motel room for some more. That just isn't
enough & another beer run is made & the 3 men drink until
they are good & plowed...I remember nights of drinking like this
that you can't even function by the end & will lay your bed
anyway that you can find it.
Love At First Bite – Black Chicken
While flying through Harlem as a bat
George Hamilton happens into the apartment of a hungry family that
think he's a chicken tagging my favorite line of the movie – Black
Chicken...I wonder if bat is finger lickin good if it is Kentucky
Fried w/ 11 herbs & spices.
The Laughing Policeman – Louis
Gossett Jr Badass Cop
Gossett Jr comes across a pimp that is
smacking his ho around & has a few cuffs of his own to try to get
some information. While the pimp is down he reaches for his gack but
Gossett get real cool on his ass by saying 'that better be a sandwich
because what ever you're reaching for your gonna eat it'...I just
think that's a good catch phrase that might as well came out of the
mouth of Dirty Harry.
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie – Guthrie
The Zombie
I think if you're a fan of zombie
movies everyone has their favorite undead of all time. Personally
mine is Guthrie the tramp. From the first time I saw Let Sleeping
Corpses Lie I fell in love w/ him & I smile w/ joy whenever I see
him now. His first appearance may be the best scene in this movie &
he's forever embedded in my physique. He deserves a special spot in
the horror hall of fame even if this film is unjustly overlooked.
Lock Up – Homo-erotica
It may not appear this way to the
average viewer but thanks to reading the review of Lock Up on RuthlessReviews many years ago I can't watch this film
w/out a homoerotic eye & actually makes it a bit more enjoyable
then it rightfully deserves to be...you should never spray paint
another man's ass red when you're in the pen.
And the winner is...
Existential Wedding
This may be my favorite wedding
ceremony that I have ever witnessed. It almost brought a tear of joy
to my eye. Why let all the biblical text & chains of oppression
of matrimony get in the way? The Rev's success ratio may not be
impressive but @ least his words are truthful. Why do we really need
to bullshit one another especially in the site of the deity?
Gonna pull the last one from the pack &
serve up the Blue Ribbon in a moment as I have it getting nice &
chilled in the ice box. Stay frosty.
Be back after this..
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