Half way through this 6 pack & I'll crack into the 2nd part in a moment but first another nomination for Best Picture for the week of sequels.
From 1986 Martin Scorsese's The Color of Money
The long belated sequel to Robert Rossen's The Hustler Fast Eddie Felson returned to the world of pool hustling only this time he takes a cocky protege under his wing stake horsing him on the way to Las Vegas. Along the way Felson finds some gas still in the tank & mounts a comeback of his own.
Onto the next golden amber award..The Good, the Bad & the Ugly of the week. The award for the moment that is so fucking good, so bad that it's awesome or just so ugly that it sicks out more then anything else – The Colt 45
From Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia – Chainsaw Arm Wrestling
After one inmate accuses another of stealing his bread Ilsa settles the score in a sadistic way that only she would know how..by having the two men arm wrestling w/ the losers arm being driven into the blade of a chainsaw. So fucking badass that this should be a national sport available on PPV.
From Shaft in Africa – Shaft's Dog Is Killed
While going to sign up to be a slave someone beats Shaft's dog w/ a stick killing him. Oh you should know better then to fuck w/ Shaft's dog. Pissed as hell he does battle to avenge his pooches demise taking his own stick & caving the mother-fuckers cranium in.
From Cannonball Run II – Conway & Knotts Get Bitch Slapped By An Orangutan
Entered in the Cannonball Run Tony Danza's car has an Orangutan posing as the driver. Cops Tim Conway & Don Knotts pull him over only to have the shit smacked out of them from the hairy monkey. Cannonball Run might be a bit of a turd burger but I could watch this kind of abuse to two comic legends all day long.
From Return of the Street Fighter – Chiba Busts Some Skull
@ any moment Sonny Chiba can bust your ass 4 ways to next Sunday. Sometimes he takes it to the extreme like when he cracks some poor fucker in the back of the head so hard his eyes explode out of his head. Chiba is a mother-fucking bad-ass.
From Escape From the Bronx – Sugar in Henry Silva's Coffee
How many times have I fucking told you? Don't put sugar in Henry Silva's coffee. It makes him crazy!!..Like you need Henry Silva any more crazy.
From Deathstalker II – Midget w/ A Lute
Musical entertainment was hard to come by back in Mid-evil Times. Monique Gabrielle had the cutting edge in audio entertainment – a midget that played a lute..as I always say 'you know it's a good movie if it has a midget in it'.
..And the winner is
From Return of the Street Fighter – Chiba Busts Some Skull
One thing that I truly love about The Street Fighter series aside of Chiba's excessive ass kicking is there is always a moment or two when things are taken to the extreme. This is that moment & it is a thing of fucking beauty..Viva Chiba.
Time for a tuna melt to soak up some of this booze..& another beer
Be back after this..
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